Rachaely: takes her bra off.
Rachaely: MY BOOBS ARE FREE!
Rachaely: 
Melissa: 
Hanna: 
Rachaely:
Melissa: 
Stephanie: giggles
Rachaely: jiggles.
Plugs: calmbanana.co.uk, greydove.org, moonthology.org
Talking about my new design portfolio…
Kristina: There’s a dirty smudge at the top of the layout though :/
Melissa: dirt smudge?!
Melissa: WHERE
Kristina: Oops, no, that’s a smudge on my screen.
Kristina: Ignore me.
Melissa: OMG KRISTINA
Sarah:
Stephanie: ….xD
Sarah: LAWL
Melissa: I WILLZ KILL U
Sarah: Lmao material
Stephanie: Totally xD
Kristina: :O
Melissa: hahaaa
Plugs: Scary-Fairy.net, greydove.org, & Cherry-Pip.net!
Facebook: Hey.
MySpace: Sup.
Facebook: So…how’s it going?
MySpace: It’s going great, actually. How are things with you?
Facebook: Not bad. Not bad at all.
MySpace: I mean, you had a pretty good idea to start with.
Facebook: Now what is THAT supposed to mean.
MySpace: You and I both know that you based Facebook on MySpace.
Facebook: WHAT!? That’s ridiculous. I don’t see your users poking each other!
MySpace: That’s because my users aren’t GAY.
Facebook: No no, it’s not like that, it’s like a poke on the shoulder. Or something.
MySpace: Oh, ok….GAY.
Facebook: Well it’s not as gay as Tom.
MySpace: You take that back.
Facebook: I will not.
MySpace: You take that back RIGHT. NOW.
Facebook: (singing) Tom is gay, Tom is gay.
MySpace: Yeah well at least he’s not looking for ‘whatever he can get.’
Facebook: Hey - we added that option as a JOKE.
MySpace: Oh, sure you did. Just like you added Live Feed to ‘keep people up to date.’
Facebook: Don’t even start with Live Feed. We asked our users what they wanted!
MySpace: Oh yeah, nice open letter, you homo.
Facebook: IT’S IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHAT THE USERS WANT!
MySpace: Lame.
Facebook: You’re just jealous because your users are all old and creepy now.
MySpace: If by old and creepy you mean famous musicians, then yes, yes they are.
Facebook: That is NOT what I meant, I meant what I said.
MySpace: Watch it, Facebook. Don’t make me call my Top 8.
Facebook: Oh, I’m so scared. Well YOU don’t make me call my…my…
MySpace: Your what? Your “Friends We Have In Common”?
Facebook: Shut up, that’s a helpful feature! Better than “Who I’d Like To Meet.”
MySpace: Yeah, well you FREE IPOD CLICK HERE TO WIN
(pause)
Facebook: What the hell was that?!
MySpace: Oh nothing, don’t worry about that, I have a tic and sometimes-
Facebook: That was a pop-up, wasn’t it??
MySpace: I HAVE A TIC!!!
Facebook: Hahaha you have pop-ups and you can’t control them!
MySpace: I can to! I can stop them whenever I want!
Facebook: Whatever you say, sell-out.
MySpace: Oh I’m sorry, what? I can’t hear you over the sound of my money.
[Silence. A door opens]
Friendster: Oh, hey guys!! What’s going on??
MySpace/Facebook: Fag.
I had to share it. From CollegeHumor.com.
Melissa: Hi Aisling
Aisling: Hi Melly.
Hanna: Hei Aisling
Aisling: Hi Hanna
Sarah: Hi Aisling
Aisling: Hi Sarah
Melissa: Good job everyone.
Jess: omg brittany had to bring me home today
Jess: and we were driving in my sub division
Jess: and these teenagers where hanging out on the sidewalk
Jess: brittany stops… opens her door and screams “GET OFF THE CORNER HOOKERS AND GO HOME TO YOUR MAMAS!!”
Jess: closes the door and speeds off
Jess: if they had eggs… they would have thrown them
Melissa: ROFL
Melissa: lmao
Jess: i was speechless
Jess: i thought they were gonna chase us with their razors
Jess: the scooters not the blades….hahah
Melissa: lawl
Melissa: haaahaaaaa