LMAO

Jess: omg brittany had to bring me home today Jess: and we were driving in my sub division Jess: and these teenagers where hanging out on the sidewalk Jess: brittany stops… opens her door and screams “GET OFF THE CORNER HOOKERS AND GO HOME TO YOUR MAMAS!!” Jess: closes the door and speeds off Jess: if they had eggs… they [...]

Jess: so my brother scared the crap out of my parents the other day Jess: he got a new phone with a new number so he called pretending he was the police department and that their son was missing Jess:: how mean is that!?!! Melissa: WOW Melissa: Jess: my mom bout had a heart attack Jess: so yesterday was my [...]