LMAO http://lmao.guitarangel.net Laughing My Ass Off Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:09:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ en Trew Freeeeedom! http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lmao/~3/348625558/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/girlie/trew-freeeeedom/#comments Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:06:44 +0000 Melissa http://lmao.guitarangel.net/?p=31 Rachaely: takes her bra off.
Rachaely: MY BOOBS ARE FREE!
Rachaely: :D
Melissa: O_o
Hanna: :o
Rachaely: O_o
Melissa: XD
Stephanie: giggles
Rachaely: jiggles.

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]]> Rachaely: takes her bra off.
Rachaely: MY BOOBS ARE FREE!
Rachaely: :D
Melissa: O_o
Hanna: :o
Rachaely: O_o
Melissa: XD
Stephanie: giggles
Rachaely: jiggles.

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]]> http://lmao.guitarangel.net/girlie/trew-freeeeedom/feed/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/girlie/trew-freeeeedom/ Smudgez http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lmao/~3/345933551/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/internetz/smudgez/#comments Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:07:15 +0000 Melissa http://lmao.guitarangel.net/?p=30 Talking about my new design portfolio…

Kristina: There’s a dirty smudge at the top of the layout though :/
Melissa: dirt smudge?!
Melissa: WHERE
Kristina: Oops, no, that’s a smudge on my screen.
Kristina: Ignore me.
Melissa: OMG KRISTINA
Sarah: XD
Stephanie: ….xD
Sarah: LAWL
Melissa: I WILLZ KILL U
Sarah: Lmao material XD
Stephanie: Totally xD
Kristina: :O
Melissa: hahaaa

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…]]> Talking about my new design portfolio…

Kristina: There’s a dirty smudge at the top of the layout though :/
Melissa: dirt smudge?!
Melissa: WHERE
Kristina: Oops, no, that’s a smudge on my screen.
Kristina: Ignore me.
Melissa: OMG KRISTINA
Sarah: XD
Stephanie: ….xD
Sarah: LAWL
Melissa: I WILLZ KILL U
Sarah: Lmao material XD
Stephanie: Totally xD
Kristina: :O
Melissa: hahaaa

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]]> http://lmao.guitarangel.net/internetz/smudgez/feed/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/internetz/smudgez/ Facebook vs. MySpace http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lmao/~3/332342484/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/internetz/facebook-vs-myspace/#comments Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:09:28 +0000 Melissa http://lmao.guitarangel.net/?p=29 Facebook: Hey.
MySpace: Sup.
Facebook: So…how’s it going?
MySpace: It’s going great, actually. How are things with you?
Facebook: Not bad. Not bad at all.
MySpace: I mean, you had a pretty good idea to start with.
Facebook: Now what is THAT supposed to mean.
MySpace: You and I both know that you based Facebook…

]]> Facebook: Hey.
MySpace: Sup.
Facebook: So…how’s it going?
MySpace: It’s going great, actually. How are things with you?
Facebook: Not bad. Not bad at all.
MySpace: I mean, you had a pretty good idea to start with.
Facebook: Now what is THAT supposed to mean.
MySpace: You and I both know that you based Facebook on MySpace.
Facebook: WHAT!? That’s ridiculous. I don’t see your users poking each other!
MySpace: That’s because my users aren’t GAY.
Facebook: No no, it’s not like that, it’s like a poke on the shoulder. Or something.
MySpace: Oh, ok….GAY.
Facebook: Well it’s not as gay as Tom.
MySpace: You take that back.
Facebook: I will not.
MySpace: You take that back RIGHT. NOW.
Facebook: (singing) Tom is gay, Tom is gay.
MySpace: Yeah well at least he’s not looking for ‘whatever he can get.’
Facebook: Hey - we added that option as a JOKE.
MySpace: Oh, sure you did. Just like you added Live Feed to ‘keep people up to date.’
Facebook: Don’t even start with Live Feed. We asked our users what they wanted!
MySpace: Oh yeah, nice open letter, you homo.
Facebook: IT’S IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHAT THE USERS WANT!
MySpace: Lame.
Facebook: You’re just jealous because your users are all old and creepy now.
MySpace: If by old and creepy you mean famous musicians, then yes, yes they are.
Facebook: That is NOT what I meant, I meant what I said.
MySpace: Watch it, Facebook. Don’t make me call my Top 8.
Facebook: Oh, I’m so scared. Well YOU don’t make me call my…my…
MySpace: Your what? Your “Friends We Have In Common”?
Facebook: Shut up, that’s a helpful feature! Better than “Who I’d Like To Meet.”
MySpace: Yeah, well you FREE IPOD CLICK HERE TO WIN
(pause)
Facebook: What the hell was that?!
MySpace: Oh nothing, don’t worry about that, I have a tic and sometimes-
Facebook: That was a pop-up, wasn’t it??
MySpace: I HAVE A TIC!!!
Facebook: Hahaha you have pop-ups and you can’t control them!
MySpace: I can to! I can stop them whenever I want!
Facebook: Whatever you say, sell-out.
MySpace: Oh I’m sorry, what? I can’t hear you over the sound of my money.
[Silence. A door opens]
Friendster: Oh, hey guys!! What’s going on??
MySpace/Facebook: Fag.

I had to share it. XD From CollegeHumor.com.

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]]> http://lmao.guitarangel.net/internetz/facebook-vs-myspace/feed/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/internetz/facebook-vs-myspace/ Greetingz! http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lmao/~3/325192424/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/greetingz/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:24:40 +0000 Melissa http://lmao.guitarangel.net/?p=28 Melissa: Hi Aisling
Aisling: Hi Melly.
Hanna: Hei Aisling
Aisling: Hi Hanna
Sarah: Hi Aisling
Aisling: Hi Sarah
Melissa: Good job everyone. XD

]]> Melissa: Hi Aisling
Aisling: Hi Melly.
Hanna: Hei Aisling
Aisling: Hi Hanna
Sarah: Hi Aisling
Aisling: Hi Sarah
Melissa: Good job everyone. XD

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]]> http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/greetingz/feed/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/greetingz/ Street Hookas http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lmao/~3/325192425/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/street-hookas/#comments Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:08:23 +0000 Jess http://lmao.guitarangel.net/?p=27 Jess: omg brittany had to bring me home today
Jess: and we were driving in my sub division
Jess: and these teenagers where hanging out on the sidewalk
Jess: brittany stops… opens her door and screams “GET OFF THE CORNER HOOKERS AND GO…

]]> Jess: omg brittany had to bring me home today
Jess: and we were driving in my sub division
Jess: and these teenagers where hanging out on the sidewalk
Jess: brittany stops… opens her door and screams “GET OFF THE CORNER HOOKERS AND GO HOME TO YOUR MAMAS!!”
Jess: closes the door and speeds off
Jess: if they had eggs… they would have thrown them
Melissa: ROFL
Melissa: lmao
Jess: i was speechless
Jess: i thought they were gonna chase us with their razors
Jess: the scooters not the blades….hahah
Melissa: lawl
Melissa: haaahaaaaa

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]]> http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/street-hookas/feed/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/street-hookas/ Don’t Piss Off Mama http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lmao/~3/325192428/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/dont-piss-off-mama/#comments Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:26:52 +0000 Jess http://lmao.guitarangel.net/?p=26 Jess: so my brother scared the crap out of my parents the other day
Jess: he got a new phone with a new number so he called pretending he was the police department and that their son was missing
Jess:: how mean is that!?!!
Melissa: WOW
Melissa: :P
Jess: my mom…

]]> Jess: so my brother scared the crap out of my parents the other day
Jess: he got a new phone with a new number so he called pretending he was the police department and that their son was missing
Jess:: how mean is that!?!!
Melissa: WOW
Melissa: :P
Jess: my mom bout had a heart attack
Jess: so yesterday was my parents wedding anniv… so we were chilling.. celebrating.. and i said “i know! lets call josh and pretend that his parents went missing”
Melissa: O_o
Jess: and mom was like… oh no…come christmas… he wont have any presents under the tree.. and when he asks why i’ll tell him i sent them to the police department
Melissa: LOL
Jess: i was like ah geez… they are going to start a war

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]]> http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/dont-piss-off-mama/feed/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/dont-piss-off-mama/ Babied & Rabied http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lmao/~3/325192429/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/babied-rabied/#comments Thu, 29 May 2008 15:52:31 +0000 Melissa http://lmao.guitarangel.net/?p=25 Sarah: Kitty avvies > Breastfeeding avvies
Melissa: Omg…breastfeeding avvies…
Jem: O_o
Melissa>the horror.
Melissa: The breastfeeding thing reminds me of a phrase I see often in the little “intro” part of ppl’s websites…
Melissa: Kelly. 24. Married & babied.
Alexandra: LOL
Melissa: Like freakin’ cattle.
Sarah: Babied?
Melissa: I was babied yesterday.
Alexandra: It seems very stereotyped
Melissa: XD
Alexandra: It sounds naughty
Melissa: Lawl
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Unbabied.
Alexandra: He…

]]> Sarah: Kitty avvies > Breastfeeding avvies
Melissa: Omg…breastfeeding avvies…
Jem: O_o
Melissa>the horror.
Melissa: The breastfeeding thing reminds me of a phrase I see often in the little “intro” part of ppl’s websites…
Melissa: Kelly. 24. Married & babied.
Alexandra: LOL
Melissa: Like freakin’ cattle.
Sarah: Babied?
Melissa: I was babied yesterday.
Alexandra: It seems very stereotyped
Melissa: XD
Alexandra: It sounds naughty
Melissa: Lawl
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Unbabied.
Alexandra: He babied me in my babimachine.
Jem: I think it sounds silly
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Married. Unbabied. Not having babys yet so stop asking.
Melissa: OOH add that XD
Jem: Like “omg, I have a baby stuck to my leg”
Melissa: ROFL
Jem: I’ve been BABIED!
Sarah: Furbabied
Alexandra: Or instead of “punk’d”
Alexandra: YOU’VE BEEN BABIED!
Melissa: Get it off, get it off!!!
Melissa shakes leg!!
Alexandra: AWWWW SHYT Y’ALLZ
Hanna: XD
Jem: You wouldn’t want to misspell that… Jem. 22. Unmarried. Rabied
Melissa: LMFAO
Alexandra: LOL
Melissa: omg rofl
Jem: *dribbles everywhere*
Sarah: XD
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Married. Not a baby machine
Jem: Jem. 22. Has her twat closed so don’t get any fucking ideas.
Sarah: Win
Melissa: XD
Alexandra: Karl must be disappointed
Alexandra: :(
Jem: Jem. 22. Chopped Karl’s balls off to stop the babies happening.
Sarah: Wouldn’t it be mega cool to declare you’re sterlised on your intro thing? XD
Jem: ;)
Alexandra: LOL
Melissa: lmao
Hanna: :P
Jem: Jem. 22. BARREN.
Sarah: Like Sarah. 22. Married. Sterilised
Sarah: And people would be like “OMGZ IM SO SORRY!”
Sarah: Meh
Alexandra: Alexandra. 19. Single. UNABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN. POOL’S CLOSED.
Hanna: Hanna. 21. Don’t ask.
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Took a crap this morning
Jem: XD
Sarah: XD
Jem: Jem. 22. 3 nipples.
Sarah: Look at pics of mah crap!
Sarah: XD
Hanna: :O
Jem: (not really)
Alexandra: Alexandra. 19. Tried out for American Idol once.
Melissa: Melissa. 23. ITMAN!
Hanna: :P
Sarah: Aww aint they cute XD
Sarah: XD
Jem: LOL
Alexandra: Alexandra. 19. Has bumper stickers on her car.
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Married. Has hair
Jem: Jem. 23. Lies a lot.
Melissa: Omg hair no wai.
Sarah: Yea!!!
Sarah: Omgz c picz of mah hair!
Melissa: wauw
Hanna: Hanna. 21. Is human.
Melissa: like wauw!
Melissa: Oh here’s a fave… Melissa. 23. Worth $1203948059805.
Alexandra: Alexandra. 19. Robot.

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]]> http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/babied-rabied/feed/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/babied-rabied/ Lern 2 CSS! http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lmao/~3/325192430/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/edjumacation/lern-2-css/#comments Tue, 27 May 2008 23:25:21 +0000 Melissa http://lmao.guitarangel.net/?p=24 Melissa: wait i haf 2 tak lik dis
Sarah: Hehe
Melissa: welcm vistors! i wil lern u about css.
Kat: XD
Melissa: firs we tak a div tag
Melissa: an ten we put stuf in it
Melissa: like dis <div class=stuff>mystuffkawaii</divvv>
Melissa: u haf 2 rembmer 2 clos tags
Sarah: Lawlz
Melissa: n thn opn up ur css
Sarah: dnt 4get…

]]> Melissa: wait i haf 2 tak lik dis
Sarah: Hehe
Melissa: welcm vistors! i wil lern u about css.
Kat: XD
Melissa: firs we tak a div tag
Melissa: an ten we put stuf in it
Melissa: like dis <div class=stuff>mystuffkawaii</divvv>
Melissa: u haf 2 rembmer 2 clos tags
Sarah: Lawlz
Melissa: n thn opn up ur css
Sarah: dnt 4get 2 write blogz bout it!!!11
Melissa: n put dis #stuf { scrollbar-background:#fffff; } n u wil haf a scrolbar on ur div!!!!
Melissa: omg ys
Melissa: gud ida
Sarah: XD
Kat: aNd dOnT FoRgEt 2 lInk bAcK iF DiS HeLpEd U!!11!!
Melissa: omg for ral
Sarah: fo’ sho’
Melissa: linx r requird
Sarah: o yea
Sarah: affie?
Melissa: if u don link thn i wil kill joo
Kat: XD
Melissa: AFFIE OMG i ned u affie
Sarah: omgz u dnt link me i totally take u off mah affiez!!!1
Melissa: no plz u wait! i mak u custm buton
Melissa: dat whai it tak so lng
Melissa: i mak 1 wif a celeb on it k?
Melissa: Ok my brain hurts. XD

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]]> http://lmao.guitarangel.net/edjumacation/lern-2-css/feed/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/edjumacation/lern-2-css/ Emo Toolz http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lmao/~3/325192431/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/emo-toolz/#comments Fri, 23 May 2008 13:55:41 +0000 Melissa http://lmao.guitarangel.net/?p=23 Rachaely: What is a lolzor?
Jem: It’s a pisstake of “lol”
Rachaely: Is that, like… what emo-drama-llamas cut themselves with?
Jem: LOL
Melissa: LOL

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]]> Rachaely: What is a lolzor?
Jem: It’s a pisstake of “lol”
Rachaely: Is that, like… what emo-drama-llamas cut themselves with?
Jem: LOL
Melissa: LOL

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]]> http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/emo-toolz/feed/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/whoa-em-gee/emo-toolz/ Julie Andrews ROX http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lmao/~3/325192432/ http://lmao.guitarangel.net/filmz/julie-andrews-rox/#comments Wed, 14 May 2008 23:14:24 +0000 Melissa http://lmao.guitarangel.net/?p=22 Aisling: Yeah, as a general rule, I would trust Julie Andrews with my life.
Melissa: YES! She rox.
Aisling: I mean, if you can’t trust Julie Andrews, WHO CAN YOU TRUST?!
Melissa: Yah she was flippin’ Mary Poppins!
Aisling: Exactly!
Aisling: And Maria in the Sound of Music!
Aisling: She HELPS CHILDREN!
Melissa: And the…

]]> Aisling: Yeah, as a general rule, I would trust Julie Andrews with my life.
Melissa: YES! She rox.
Aisling: I mean, if you can’t trust Julie Andrews, WHO CAN YOU TRUST?!
Melissa: Yah she was flippin’ Mary Poppins!
Aisling: Exactly!
Aisling: And Maria in the Sound of Music!
Aisling: She HELPS CHILDREN!
Melissa: And the Queen of Genovia!!! XD
Aisling: YUS!
Aisling: SHE HELPS TEENAGE PRINCESSES!
Melissa: WOO
Aisling: Three cheers for Julie Andrews!
Melissa: CHEER!
Aisling: CHEER!
Melissa: CHEER!
Aisling: YAY!

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