LMAO

Jess: so my brother scared the crap out of my parents the other day
Jess: he got a new phone with a new number so he called pretending he was the police department and that their son was missing
Jess:: how mean is that!?!!
Melissa: WOW
Melissa:
Jess: my mom bout had a heart attack
Jess: so yesterday was my parents wedding anniv… so we were chilling.. celebrating.. and i said “i know! lets call josh and pretend that his parents went missing”
Melissa:
Jess: and mom was like… oh no…come christmas… he wont have any presents under the tree.. and when he asks why i’ll tell him i sent them to the police department
Melissa: LOL
Jess: i was like ah geez… they are going to start a war

Sarah: Kitty avvies > Breastfeeding avvies
Melissa: Omg…breastfeeding avvies…
Jem:
Melissa>the horror.
Melissa: The breastfeeding thing reminds me of a phrase I see often in the little “intro” part of ppl’s websites…
Melissa: Kelly. 24. Married & babied.
Alexandra: LOL
Melissa: Like freakin’ cattle.
Sarah: Babied?
Melissa: I was babied yesterday.
Alexandra: It seems very stereotyped
Melissa:
Alexandra: It sounds naughty
Melissa: Lawl
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Unbabied.
Alexandra: He babied me in my babimachine.
Jem: I think it sounds silly
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Married. Unbabied. Not having babys yet so stop asking.
Melissa: OOH add that
Jem: Like “omg, I have a baby stuck to my leg”
Melissa: ROFL
Jem: I’ve been BABIED!
Sarah: Furbabied
Alexandra: Or instead of “punk’d”
Alexandra: YOU’VE BEEN BABIED!
Melissa: Get it off, get it off!!!
Melissa shakes leg!!
Alexandra: AWWWW SHYT Y’ALLZ
Hanna:
Jem: You wouldn’t want to misspell that… Jem. 22. Unmarried. Rabied
Melissa: LMFAO
Alexandra: LOL
Melissa: omg rofl
Jem: *dribbles everywhere*
Sarah:
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Married. Not a baby machine
Jem: Jem. 22. Has her twat closed so don’t get any fucking ideas.
Sarah: Win
Melissa:
Alexandra: Karl must be disappointed
Alexandra:
Jem: Jem. 22. Chopped Karl’s balls off to stop the babies happening.
Sarah: Wouldn’t it be mega cool to declare you’re sterlised on your intro thing?
Jem:
Alexandra: LOL
Melissa: lmao
Hanna:
Jem: Jem. 22. BARREN.
Sarah: Like Sarah. 22. Married. Sterilised
Sarah: And people would be like “OMGZ IM SO SORRY!”
Sarah: Meh
Alexandra: Alexandra. 19. Single. UNABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN. POOL’S CLOSED.
Hanna: Hanna. 21. Don’t ask.
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Took a crap this morning
Jem:
Sarah:
Jem: Jem. 22. 3 nipples.
Sarah: Look at pics of mah crap!
Sarah:
Hanna: :O
Jem: (not really)
Alexandra: Alexandra. 19. Tried out for American Idol once.
Melissa: Melissa. 23. ITMAN!
Hanna:
Sarah: Aww aint they cute
Sarah:
Jem: LOL
Alexandra: Alexandra. 19. Has bumper stickers on her car.
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Married. Has hair
Jem: Jem. 23. Lies a lot.
Melissa: Omg hair no wai.
Sarah: Yea!!!
Sarah: Omgz c picz of mah hair!
Melissa: wauw
Hanna: Hanna. 21. Is human.
Melissa: like wauw!
Melissa: Oh here’s a fave… Melissa. 23. Worth $1203948059805.
Alexandra: Alexandra. 19. Robot.

Plugs: Jemjabella.co.uk, Cherry-Pip.net, Miss-Behaved.net, & Moonthology.org.

Melissa: wait i haf 2 tak lik dis
Sarah: Hehe
Melissa: welcm vistors! i wil lern u about css.
Kat:
Melissa: firs we tak a div tag
Melissa: an ten we put stuf in it
Melissa: like dis <div class=stuff>mystuffkawaii</divvv>
Melissa: u haf 2 rembmer 2 clos tags
Sarah: Lawlz
Melissa: n thn opn up ur css
Sarah: dnt 4get 2 write blogz bout it!!!11
Melissa: n put dis #stuf { scrollbar-background:#fffff; } n u wil haf a scrolbar on ur div!!!!
Melissa: omg ys
Melissa: gud ida
Sarah:
Kat: aNd dOnT FoRgEt 2 lInk bAcK iF DiS HeLpEd U!!11!!
Melissa: omg for ral
Sarah: fo’ sho’
Melissa: linx r requird
Sarah: o yea
Sarah: affie?
Melissa: if u don link thn i wil kill joo
Kat:
Melissa: AFFIE OMG i ned u affie
Sarah: omgz u dnt link me i totally take u off mah affiez!!!1
Melissa: no plz u wait! i mak u custm buton
Melissa: dat whai it tak so lng
Melissa: i mak 1 wif a celeb on it k?
Melissa: Ok my brain hurts.

Plugs: Cherry-Pip.net & Ssscribles.com

Rachaely: What is a lolzor?
Jem: It’s a pisstake of “lol”
Rachaely: Is that, like… what emo-drama-llamas cut themselves with?
Jem: LOL
Melissa: LOL

Plugs: Calmbanana.co.uk & Jemjabella.co.uk

Aisling: Yeah, as a general rule, I would trust Julie Andrews with my life.
Melissa: YES! She rox.
Aisling: I mean, if you can’t trust Julie Andrews, WHO CAN YOU TRUST?!
Melissa: Yah she was flippin’ Mary Poppins!
Aisling: Exactly!
Aisling: And Maria in the Sound of Music!
Aisling: She HELPS CHILDREN!
Melissa: And the Queen of Genovia!!!
Aisling: YUS!
Aisling: SHE HELPS TEENAGE PRINCESSES!
Melissa: WOO
Aisling: Three cheers for Julie Andrews!
Melissa: CHEER!
Aisling: CHEER!
Melissa: CHEER!
Aisling: YAY!