LMAO

Sarah: Kitty avvies > Breastfeeding avvies
Melissa: Omg…breastfeeding avvies…
Jem:
Melissa>the horror.
Melissa: The breastfeeding thing reminds me of a phrase I see often in the little “intro” part of ppl’s websites…
Melissa: Kelly. 24. Married & babied.
Alexandra: LOL
Melissa: Like freakin’ cattle.
Sarah: Babied?
Melissa: I was babied yesterday.
Alexandra: It seems very stereotyped
Melissa:
Alexandra: It sounds naughty
Melissa: Lawl
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Unbabied.
Alexandra: He babied me in my babimachine.
Jem: I think it sounds silly
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Married. Unbabied. Not having babys yet so stop asking.
Melissa: OOH add that
Jem: Like “omg, I have a baby stuck to my leg”
Melissa: ROFL
Jem: I’ve been BABIED!
Sarah: Furbabied
Alexandra: Or instead of “punk’d”
Alexandra: YOU’VE BEEN BABIED!
Melissa: Get it off, get it off!!!
Melissa shakes leg!!
Alexandra: AWWWW SHYT Y’ALLZ
Hanna:
Jem: You wouldn’t want to misspell that… Jem. 22. Unmarried. Rabied
Melissa: LMFAO
Alexandra: LOL
Melissa: omg rofl
Jem: *dribbles everywhere*
Sarah:
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Married. Not a baby machine
Jem: Jem. 22. Has her twat closed so don’t get any fucking ideas.
Sarah: Win
Melissa:
Alexandra: Karl must be disappointed
Alexandra:
Jem: Jem. 22. Chopped Karl’s balls off to stop the babies happening.
Sarah: Wouldn’t it be mega cool to declare you’re sterlised on your intro thing?
Jem:
Alexandra: LOL
Melissa: lmao
Hanna:
Jem: Jem. 22. BARREN.
Sarah: Like Sarah. 22. Married. Sterilised
Sarah: And people would be like “OMGZ IM SO SORRY!”
Sarah: Meh
Alexandra: Alexandra. 19. Single. UNABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN. POOL’S CLOSED.
Hanna: Hanna. 21. Don’t ask.
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Took a crap this morning
Jem:
Sarah:
Jem: Jem. 22. 3 nipples.
Sarah: Look at pics of mah crap!
Sarah:
Hanna: :O
Jem: (not really)
Alexandra: Alexandra. 19. Tried out for American Idol once.
Melissa: Melissa. 23. ITMAN!
Hanna:
Sarah: Aww aint they cute
Sarah:
Jem: LOL
Alexandra: Alexandra. 19. Has bumper stickers on her car.
Sarah: Sarah. 22. Married. Has hair
Jem: Jem. 23. Lies a lot.
Melissa: Omg hair no wai.
Sarah: Yea!!!
Sarah: Omgz c picz of mah hair!
Melissa: wauw
Hanna: Hanna. 21. Is human.
Melissa: like wauw!
Melissa: Oh here’s a fave… Melissa. 23. Worth $1203948059805.
Alexandra: Alexandra. 19. Robot.

Plugs: Jemjabella.co.uk, Cherry-Pip.net, Miss-Behaved.net, & Moonthology.org.

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